Reblog if you're unattractive and single.
kindlesong: marththebland: adam sandler’s movie jack and jill cost 79 million dollars 79 million dollars think about what else they could have done with the money they spent on that movie about adam sandler dressed as a woman having diarrhea anything I’m depressed now
brandnewswastikas: Tourist: Could you give me directions to Olive Garden? New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant. Tourist: Will you please just give me directions to Olive Garden, I’m supposed to be meeting my kids there. New Yorker: No.
icecreamkitty: what if life isn’t as suite as we thought it was