Today In My English Class,
hootietootie: The teacher was like, “Write a three paragraph essay on how Ernest Hemingway uses tone, theme, and mood in The Old Man and The Sea, give examples. You have thirty minutes.” And everybody was like : Then they got their asses in gear while I’m like :
I just bought Minecraft. my life is one step closer to being complete.
I hate waiting all night and expecting something...
ntieksola asked: Do it. xD
Duran is the new Jessi Slaughter.
jasmine-blu: glamydia: liljon: MY PARENTS HAVING SEX YOU CAN HEAR IT IN THE BACKGROUND omg WHY ARE YOUR PARENTS HAVEING SEX SO LOUDLY IF YOU ARE HOME OH MY GOD SO SHAMELESS. fbsdhfns im so sorry
girls who pretend to have a very high voice...
isabellaafsho: no, you sound like a fucking mouse. true life niggas.
itsgotabejennny: dearkristineee: I CAN’T BREATH , OMG I CAN’T BREATH FROM LAUGHING SO HARD Had to reblog again (x
wow my new icon just cuts my beautiful, handsome, perfect face so women can’t witness the glory. i like it.
the awkward moment where your friend's fat arm...
failbag: stockade: brittany-carel: oh my god holy crap it really does
I really can't picture anyone having a crush on...
Want someone to stop texting you?
thebesturlicouldthinkof: Send them this text: Error 23: SMS Not Delivered; The number (insert your number here) has blocked you. Please Try again later. Every time they text you or “try” to text you just resend that. It works, someone wouldn’t leave me alone and I sent them that and the texts stopped for two years.
Can we please just reblog this to honor Justin...
He donated $1 million to Japan.
When you're absent from school and everything...
tiarramei asked: Sandy, haha! I miss you!!!
ayeforalex: Just tired of trying to be a nice guy, its always a cliche so why bother trying to turn it around. it just gets to the point where ill just stop trying, until you make something to catch my attention, impress me. i dont want to be the one that keeps chasing you around to find out that im just wasting my time. Nice Guy < Great Girl < Jerk
To all the girls that fucked me over
-dahvid: You guys suck. I wish I could just change how your mind works. Somehow make you not a player and treat nice guys like me with kindheartedness. All you have to do is be straightup with us and we’ll leave you alone. Just don’t mess with out feelings if you’re just gonna drop us like that.