August 2011
I commented on a girl’s picture telling her I loved her eyes in the picture. No response. Another guy comes in and says cute and something about her obvious cleavage. A good ol’ thanks and a heart to him.
I hate it when my mom thinks that whatever i do is...
c-stardom:
and im like.
When I see a nude picture of a celebrity: When I see a nude picture of someone I know:
Reading some girl's status about how she's ugly...
Are you addicted to tumblr?
c-stardom:
Just spammed facebook with pictures of my face.
secretlypartlion:
wat did I SEY!
13 year old girls who go to parties to drink and...
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So much ass! So much SHIT! I’m so TIRED of the people I socialize with! They’re faggot trend followers who do nothing but sit in their own pathetic world, shouting “swag” or fucking corny song lyrics 24/7 on their Facebook statuses! People who write on pieces of paper saying, “You’re gorgeous” and shit, which DOESN’T DO JACK FUCK. GOD DAMMIT. So...
July 2011
Never in my life I'm asking a girl out in front of...
The over abundance of “awws!” and shit will absolutely kill me.
abbie: aw! this is the cutest thing I've ever seen! there's a video of a girl at the mall, and there's a guy behind her with flowers, and the guy zips his jacket down and it says "anne, will you be my girlfriend?" and then on the back, there was a check yes, check no box, an---
me: are they asian
abbie: ......yes
Life's a bitch and then you die.
djcsk8:
Life’s not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she won’t let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn’t feel y’all shared any similar interests, or maybe you’re just an asshole who couldn’t sweet talk the princess.
vasdeferens:
hoybianca:
if i just got a cup of sperm, poured it in my vagina, and got pregnant, will i be the next virgin mary
omg bianca your icon doesnt help
Watching a girl on tumblr getting slowly turned on is…
Yeah this icon works.
Actually I don't know what to think anymore.
These past couple of years has made me confused on what thu’ fuck I look for in a girl. During that disaster of an attempt, my mindset was all about girls liking older guys and everything but niggas like me, lol. This summers been great and all, but holy shit do I fear for next year. I’m probably gonna get fucked over again, since I’m such a sucker LOL!
The amount of bullshit I went through in middle...
Well I give up, aha.
tee-anna:
that great feeling when someone asks you:
“have you done the homework?”
and you say:
“yes”
vasdeferens:
hey how cool would it be if you could have gifs as your facebook dp
supremepeniskingsam:
I fucking hate waiting for texts, the more I think about it the longer it feels.
kayeballin asked: WHAT DA HAIL? .____.
i can't do this anymore
fuck it at least one girl likes me
ohkayelin replied to your post: ohkayelin replied to your post: ohkayelin replied…
you make me feel like poopie ;c
ohkayelin replied to your post: ohkayelin replied to your post: ohkayelin replied…
YOU INTEND IT.
you stupid. wait no I am I’m a NIGGER LOL!
ohkayelin replied to your post: ohkayelin replied to your post: ohkayelin replied…
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT O: YOU HATE ME.
Where did I say that?
ohkayelin replied to your post: ohkayelin replied to your post: omg I just…
That race thing, is that about me o-o
sure whatever you want.
ohkayelin replied to your post: omg I just realized that girls don’t talk to me because I’m not their race
Whatchyu talkin about .____.
what
omg I just realized that girls don't talk to me...
so easy to fuck with nicole's friends
ohkayelin replied to your post: gonna go take out my frustration on my penis brb
._____________. Nice to know.
you did this to me. you pay the cost.
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gonna go take out my frustration on my penis brb
so mad now sfiudsa
horny girls are the funny ones.
ohkayelin:
sandysmind:
ohkayelin:
omfg, Sandy xD
It’s the truth. You shouldn’t see me when I’m horny. My mouth runs.
girls hate me smh
horny girls are the funny ones.
ohkayelin:
omfg, Sandy xD
It’s the truth. You shouldn’t see me when I’m horny. My mouth runs.
horny girls are the funny ones.
I hate when bitches have dramatic photos taken of...
mermaidmorphine:
ohkayelin:
nicnicnicole:
i don’t like this feeling
I’m sorry, is my penis too big?
dianahates:
one thing i would never joke about is casey anthony because my mom would kill me
When people call me CUTE or HOT..
ms-basswaldorf:
YOU HORRIBLE…LIARS!!
I'm reading my news feed on Facebook
why
