Anonymous asked: ill let you lick my toes
the-gremlinprincess: sandy’s telling me about the second time he masturbated ever and the movie with Shia labeouf where he’s retarded was playing in the background and he started to cry
the-gremlinprincess: “in first grade we were doing jumping jacks and i had to shit really bad and i had to shit really bad and this asshole kid came up behind me and pushed me and i let out a huge shit out of my ass and i was like uh oh and the kid pushed me again so i had to sit in it and at the end of the day it was all crusty it was so nasty my mom was like shit sandy oh man”
title irrelevant: Sandy’s telling me more storis... →
the-gremlinprincess: Sandy’s telling me more storis about his child hood “alright so when i was 7 or 8 there was this kid named dakota who lived across the street one day we were playing and and he said sandy come here and he went behind the house and pulled his pants down and he said sandy let’s rub butts together…
i’m rEALLY MAD RIGHT NOW AT THAT I DON’T KNOW WHY LOOK
You know what I hate I hate it when I don’t go to a party and at that party there are hot women there who are ready to fuck and I decide NOT to go like COME ON ME WhaT IS YOUR PROBLEM I MeAN WOW
queefjerkey: so my post was good enough to like but not good enough to reblog
turning off anon for a bit simply because too many people are asking me to fuck them yet I can’t accept the offer because I don’t know who they are. think people, think.
blindwarlock asked: what if your face became science?
Anonymous asked: have you had sex yet?
bootykakke: i wish we got more art projects that were less specific on all the requirements and criteria
Anonymous asked: god how badly i want you to pin me up and fuck me till im numb <3 . <3
wontonpoop: i feel like 420 is only gonna be annoying because most of you are gonna make it annoying
Anonymous asked: lol.. i love you so much. i have like the biggest tumblr crush on you ever and i have never thought afros were attractive, until i saw you. this is horrible.
Anonymous asked: HOW OLD ARE YOU
http://now.msn.com/now/0417-pizza-kid-dancing.aspx BUT I’M NOT 12
lingererr asked: I'll give Sandy's cell phone number to anyone that follows my blog lol
Anonymous asked: Who Is Your Favorite Recent Blog Right Now?
when I look on blogs I always make sure that my volume is turned down because I don’t want to hear terrible music choices
Anonymous asked: what makes you decide who you want to follow?
Anonymous asked: Do you go to Valley High?
Anonymous asked: do you follow everyone back?
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/04/16/when-you-eat-pizza-it-should-be-hot/ Notice how all the comments are made by middle aged ugly people.
Anonymous asked: idk if you know already, but Tosh.0 shared your pizza video.
Anonymous asked: can you eat my pizza?
what if Tupac was really a hologram this whole time
Anonymous asked: I want to give you a foot job. Hand job only with your feet. I'm great at it ;)
Anonymous asked: fuck, you actually turn me on so much can i suck your dick?
Anonymous asked: i just really want to ride you all night long and feel your hot juice inside me while I rub my fingers thru your fro omg
Anonymous asked: what country are you from?
Anonymous asked: That's you from the future coming back & looking at ur blog
Anonymous asked: i know youre a preteen but do you really think about sex that much? did i?
Anonymous asked: Sex?
Anonymous asked: post a picture of you naked